This RM85k yellow 850i E31 is BMW fans’ worst nightmare

Purists, look away now, as we are about to show a BMW 8 Series (E31) that may well induce depression and rob you of sleep at night.

Indeed, this radioactive yellow contraption donning a rather unflattering body kit started life as a 1990 850i Coupe. And believe it or not, it could be yours for just £14,995 (RM84,715).

However, the Signature Motor Company’s website, where this car is advertised, fails to provide any crucial details regarding its ownership history or even mileage.

According to the company, this is a standard 850i featuring a 5.0-litre V12 engine capable of producing 296 hp. Produced from 1990 to 1994, the 850i was available with either a four-speed automatic or a six-speed manual transmission – this particular unit has the manual.

There’s no denying that a V12 engine paired with a manual transmission is a tantalising combination for car enthusiasts. However, in this case, the ghastly body kit is simply too hideous to ignore.

As you can see, the overly angular design of the front and rear bumpers, combined with the profusion of holes mar the E31’s timeless appeal. To make matters worse, the massive rear spoiler and chrome rims clash horrendously with the car’s overall shape.

Fortunately, the vehicle can still be identified by its iconic kidney grille and pop-up headlights at the front. However, from the rear, you would be hard-pressed to recognise it as an E31, as the original lights have been replaced with six round lamps sourced from a cheap accessory shop.

As might be expected, the interior has been ‘tainted’ with faux leather upholstery in black and yellow, along with aftermarket steering wheel and gear knob. The unfortunate soul who purchases this car will likely need to fork out a lot moolah to restore it to its former glory.